No—wait— do you have any idea how many STD’s I could have?
you don’t need my permission
JUST FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS DON’T LET NOTHIN’ HOLD YOU BACK BRO
"MY BABIES" I scream at a group of men that are actually older than me
everyone’s always like “omg coffee shop aus pls” and i’m just like omg:
I can’t hang out tomorrow I’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry